Geek Part 1 Funny Pick Up Lines

The best funny pick up lines for use by geeks:

Have you ever googled yourself?

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.

If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.

Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Want to see my Red Hat?

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

You had me at "Hello World."

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

**Check back for part 2 and more funny pick up lines**